I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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