Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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