How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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