Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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