I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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