BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We're too hungover to prance.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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