i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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