my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
my poor anus
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
