When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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