it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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