I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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