Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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