I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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