shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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