I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
