I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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