I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green