best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...