I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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