i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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