people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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