Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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