i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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