I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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