I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think this conversation is over.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.