My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.