Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on