brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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