Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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