Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I deserve this hangover.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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