If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
