You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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