69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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