Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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