Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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