You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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