you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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