I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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