Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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