omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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