Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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