Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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