Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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