I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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