nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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