LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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