i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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