is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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