shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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