Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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