Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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