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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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