he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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