Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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