Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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