we're blogging at a bar
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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