Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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