Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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